Saturday, December 31, 2011

My Apologies to the Man Waiting outside the Washroom

My apologies to the man waiting to use the washroom at the Onoway gas station/ grocery store.

....I'm really sorry you had to experience that

....It wasn't me though, I didn't do it

I was driving on a long trip and had to pee really badly.  It felt like my bladder was about to explode.  I made my way to the Onoway gas station/ grocery store and quickly ran inside.  I made my way to the washroom and quickly shut the door behind.  It was a single toilet washroom with no urinal in sight.

I looked down at the toilet and it was plugged up!  Someone had done a really nasty deed in there.  It was inhuman, like a cow had been in there or something.  I had no choice though, I had to use it and there was no way I could flush it.  Then after draining my bladder and feeling much better, I heard a knock on the door.  I was horrified, but what could I do.  I washed up and walked out of the washroom in a hurried fashion.  I didn't say anything to the guy waiting to use it, I just kept my head down and walked out.  I then got in the car and sped away as fast as I could.

Sorry dude, it wasn't me.  I was a victim in this situation just like you.

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